i want a group of friends like in victorious i want to be jade and i want to date avan jogia

jobhaver:

secret government agent: tell me right now, do aliens smoke weed

mulder: [tied to a chair in a dark room] i wont ever tell you this

secret government agent: *punches mulder in the face* what kind of weed do aliens smoke

mulder: *spits blood on the agent*

secret government agent: where can i buy this dank ass space weed

mulder: fuck you

whenever i try and learn something new
me: It seems that I am not immediately excellent at this
me:
me:
me:
me:
me: it is because I am a failure
me: everything I touch dies
isamiaella:

homosexualpancakes:

give us the child

wipe away the debt

isamiaella:

homosexualpancakes:

give us the child

wipe away the debt

clanked:

i can’t believe the time has come for Logan Lerman to stop playing teenage boys. am i growing up? is this what growing up feels like? time is passing and i’m so scared

owyn-sama:

TOMORROW IS DECEMBER 

I REPEAT TOMORROW IS DECEMBER

failed step 1
step 1: reblog a two part post in the right order

bombing:

dantheman2033:

bombing:

if you’re on the sun then sun dried tomatoes are just tomatoes

Wouldn’t they just be dried tomatoes, because they are still not normal tomatoes

i just googled this and turns out there aren’t any tomatoes on the sun so it looks like we’re both wrong but more importantly you’re wrong

imsirius:

Dane DeHaan for Prada (2013)

imsirius:

Dane DeHaan for Prada (2013)

brujabby:

bestrooftalkever:

whats better than this

guys being dudes